![]() ![]() PAW Patrol eventually surpassed Dora the Explorer as Nick Jr.'s most lucrative Cash-Cow Franchise, and eventually exceeding such as the longest running Nick Jr. Essentially, think Precious Puppies meet Thunderbirds, just without the extreme disasters, Stuff Blowing Up or atomic technology. Together they help save Adventure Bay from many troublesome situations. Each dog's house transforms into a special vehicle which corresponds to their special skills. debut on Augand then came to its home country on TVOntario on August 27 that same year.Įvery episode follows a Two Shorts format following the adventures of Ryder and his team of heroic puppies. PAW Patrol is a Canadian All-CGI Cartoon made by Guru Studio and Spin Master, which made its Nick Jr. To recall Mayor Goodway in next week special election."No job is too big, no pup is too small!" And one, one chance to take our city back by voting yes. 0 sex crime units in our police force because the Paw Patrol and their 10 year old boss don’t know what sex is. Herb Tangier: Mayor Goodway, the numbers don’t lie. It midway through telling us, he started doing that scooting thing dogs do where they put their hind legs under them and drag their itchy ass across the floor. ![]() And who came to break this earth shaking news to me and my children? A Bulldog in a hard hat. Herb Tangier: Disgraceful. But it gets worse.Ĭoncerned citizen 2: Recently, my wife was in a terrible accident. He didn’t understand what was happening and sat there chewing on his upper body while I gave birth on my kitchen floor. ![]() So they sent Zuma, the water rescue dog to my home. I was alone and call 911 for help and told them my water broke. How is a Net going to help if a lunatic on bath salts is eating my face? Answer? It won’t. Why? Because six dogs were in charge of it.Ĭoncerned citizen 2: Fact, chased the police dogs only weapon is a Net. Herb Tangier: Mayor Goodway, this is your fault and you need to go.Ĭoncerned citizen 1: Fact. Our city’s COVID response was a national disgrace. Son: I can read I just don’t know what sounds vowels make when they’re next to other letters in a line. But maybe, that’s for the best because with all of our tax dollars paid for all these cockapoos jetpacks, we now have the worst schools in the state. As far as we can tell, he has no parents and doesn’t go to school. Herb Tangier: Yes! Paw Patrol is run by a 10 year old boy named Ryder. So if there’s two fires at the same time, someone’s getting screwed I guess? Who is in charge of this organization? A child? Herb Tangier: Criminals and lowlifes are flocking here because they know there’s only one cop patrolling our streets, and it’s a dog.Ĭoncerned citizen 2: And there’s only one firefighter, also a dog. But it’s become clear that six dogs cannot protect a city roughly the size of San Diego. Talking dogs who know how to fly jets and drives. Listen to these concerns citizens.Ĭoncerned citizen 1: I was excited about the paw patrol at first. This may have fired all of us that is police officers, firefighters and paramedics, and replace them with a group of six talking dogs. Mayor Goodway has put all our lives at risk with her paw patrol initiative, and I say it’s time to vote her out. Herb Tangier: I’m City Councilman Herb Tangier. With you pups on patrol, our city is in good hands. Mayor: As Mayor of Adventure Bay, I hereby present the Paw Oatrol with this medal of bravery for stopping that out of control hot air balloon. ![]()
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